Frequently Asked

Frequently Asked Questions

Why are you so weird?

I dunno. Why are you so bland, boring, and normal?

maybe I’m just imaginative, and braver than you are.

I create. You react.

Are you crazy?

No. I’m perfectly sane.

You however might be having difficulty right now with your perception of reality. Are you feeling a bit unhinged, - like maybe something has deeply shaken the very foundations of your ego and beliefs and now you are experiencing mental vertigo causing you to feel like thrashing about wildly and trying to grab onto something, anything, to find some sense of stability and peace?

Can you say something funny for me?

If humor is like a foreign language to you, and I perform for your amusement, then - you will be laughing at something you don’t understand, so sure, it should be easy. . .

But, as you can see, asking me to be funny only makes me very serious, while asking me to be serious only causes me to lampoon it all and be funny. . . which is not how most people react. So, most people don’t understand it, so it’s unexpected, and it seems funny to them.

A bit ironic, isn’t it?

Have you ever thought about writing a book?

A book?

What is a book? People write those? And they go where? To Libraries. . . I see. . . Well, what do they do there? Do they procreate? No? They sit on shelves?. . . I see. They sit together on shelves, but they do not hold hands. . . Okay. . . And they don’t link arms and leg kick when the lights go out? . . .How do you know this?. . . Okay, okay. . . they sit on shelves in que, and they just wait. . . how exciting.

Um, well then, can I have a book that sits on a sofa, or a big blue chair instead?. . . Maybe, but probably not. . . Well, . . I think I would like that better, you know. Can I have a book with candy sprinkles on it then. please? I want a book with candy sprinkles. . . I think, if it is just going to sit on a shelf and grow old, it would at least look better with white icing and colorful candy sprinkles on it, don’t you think? No!? What the hell then is the purpose of writing a book, if I can’t get anything I freaking want? It’s not for me? It’s for posterity? Oh, I should write a book for my posterior. Are you mad!? I think you should go now. When I have the urge to sit on a shelf, I will let you know.

What is question 05?

I don't know. We all wonder about that.

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