SUN SIGN BATTLE CHART
SUN SIGN BATTLE CHART
Just in case you always wanted one of these - I wrote one for you:
An Aries will hit you quickly, and then will incessantly tell the story about how they hit you.
A territorial Taurus may eventually hit you, when they feel like it, after a good meal perhaps, unless they think that you’re a threat that has invaded their pasture.
A Gemini will hastily and impetuously break 3 laws hitting you, watch your reaction, and then quickly move on to something else.
A Cancer will follow their heart, and may heroically hit you as an individual wearing shining armor, with sacrificial abandon, for a friend or loved one, but rarely for themself, and then keep a piece of you as a souvenir.
Radiant Leo will hit you with style, grinning in a way that makes them look good, and receives attention.
Virgo will hit you exactly the way the book that they read describes that a hit should be delivered.
A Libra may not hit you at all, if they can negotiate and compromise. They would rather talk it out quietly and think about it.
Vengeful Scorpio may follow you around, and look to hit you later, when the time is right. The wary scorpion has prepared for this, and they may crawl out from under a safe rock at night, to deliver a stinging death blow by surprise from behind, if you offended them.
A Sagittarius will trot right up into your face and shoot flaming verbal arrows, and try to run over you, for the sake of law and order.
A Capricorn will follow their social senses, and may pay someone else to hit you, patiently waiting, so they aren’t connected to it, and will surely get supervisory and political approval first, and they will hit you as part of some organization.
Clever Aquarius will surprise you with an unorthodox hit, wherever they think it will be the most effective, even if makes them look totally crazy.
A Pisces may never decide to hit you, unless it feels right intuitively and only if they haven’t convinced themselves that they’ve already won or lost.
(C) RLMcCormick
