Shifting into the 5th Dimension

Shifting into 5th Dimension

Are we experiencing The Big Shift?

I was out and about, and let me tell you, it really is the little things that you pick up on, that so completely convince and assure you, that we are all shifting into the 5D now.

So, it’s Saturday morning, and I got some money, cause I just got paid (life is always so very lyrical), so I drive to my bank, which is actually a credit union, on the complete opposite side if the city, to get some cash out, because the people who pay me to not to care about being a writer, direct deposit my paychecks digitally now. I think, I just have a thing about putting the actual faces of former Presidents into my wallet and sitting on them, that drives me to do this thing, and makes me take this trip every week or two. It’s a green energy wave, that’s really hard to ignore.

It seems like such a big trip for so little, that it offends me. I insist on doing other errands to make burning all that gas for the drive seem worthwhile. So, I figure, if I’m going to contribute to global warming, I should do it up big, and also visit an air-conditioned grocery store, and a restaurant that serves flame-broiled beef burgers. . . And it worked! By the time I was driving home, it was plenty hot outside. Things are manifesting so quickly now!

I almost got hammered into a car wreck by a little old lady in the grocery store parking lot. But I didn’t, and I survived to go inside, and push around a noisy metal shopping cart. It’s the week after a big BBQ holiday here, so they have to entice you into the grocery stores this week, with specials that you didn’t already totally gorge yourself on last week, - like pet food and produce. So it’s a Pet Food-and-Produce sale week, after the holiday, and I got me some seedless grapes from California, a couple of cantaloupe to squeeze, and I stocked up on pet food, from god-knows-where. (The raccoons that live in my chimney will probably be pleased. . . Well maybe not. They don’t always seem to have just the best attitude or get along with each other so swell. So, I think they are probably married. Who knows!?) Suffice it to say, I safely got the downloads that I needed to upgrade to a healthier diet, because, well, I just take ascension very seriously.

Anyway, I was deep in thought about how I was steadfastly refusing to pay the price asked this week for a package of hot dog buns, that I could have bought for 3 times less last week, when everybody like me bought too many cheap hot dogs on sale, (They KNOW we all need buns this week. Screw them for trying to screw us like this! So I declared; I shall have my hot dogs naked, or I shall have none at all, this week!) when I came upon this lady driving one of those shopping cart scooters, like professional golfers ride around in. She was complaining about the motorized shopping carts, to a store employee that works in the meat department. (Yeah, just ponder that one for a sec.) Anyway, she didn’t like the way any of them steer or handle. They don’t any of them suit her. Poor dear. So the guy tells her about how somebody crawled up under the car of one of their cashiers yesterday, out in the parking lot, and cut the catalytic converter out of her exhaust system and stole it, while she was working. I swear, I have no idea at all what that has to do with someone’s frustration over their inability to steer around a motorized shopping cart, except to maybe try and channel her concerns away from him, and out into the parking lot? So I guess maybe it was all about energy and intentions. . .

So then I decided to grab some lunch. I went to this place that caters to men. They serve big huge gigantic cheeseburgers, 3 kinds of fries, huge drinks, no playground for kids, sports on the TV, big chairs and booths, and the music is awful. . . I thought about getting mine to go, but how could I resist being a part of the man-cave ambiance? I just couldn’t, I wanted to be seen there! The entire clientele (can I even use that word?) was ugly. There wasn’t one single person who came in while I was there who was a ‘beautiful person’ to spoil the ambience and make anyone feel inadequate. Everybody there was hairy, fat, deformed, twisted, bent, or some combination, and they obviously; didn’t any of them give a shit about it. . .Nope.

Everybody was in shorts that were out of style, and people were wearing tank tops that should never wear tank tops out in public, or shirts that didn’t fit, or that were only half tucked in. People were squinting, and grabbing their food with their bare hands. OMG, it was wonderful!!! It’s the shift! EVERYTHING is shifting into 5D, and you can soooooooooooo feel it now!