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GFOL POLL - who are those "Aliens" really?

GFOL POLL - vote in this super fantastic awesome poll

This is a poll.

It's completely pre-fabricated, in honor of the GFOL (Galactic Federation Of Light).

So simple. Just read the choices, and post a comment saying which number choices that you feel best reflect reality.

Start your FIRST PARAGRAPH with the number(s) (1), (2), (3) etc. . that you pick to vote for. (no need to copy and paste the whole paragraph). And of course, you can ramble on from there.This way, we can all get a feel for how our general community feels about the GFOL and their prolific channeled messages!

(1) The GFOL are quarantined. They are infected with bizarre alien diseases. Their diseases prevent GFOL landings and contact. They can’t go home now, and they cannot have contact with humans, because it would eradicate all life on earth. . . So, they are totally stuck where they are, orbiting earth endlessly in their alien motherships, trying to influence things on earth through channeled messages, while always researching to find some cure for the disease.

(2) Earth is quarantined. Nobody chose to incarnate here. There are no soul contracts. Everyone here was sent here to incarnate by the galactic courts, because of their criminal mentality. Yes, Earth really is a prison planet, and there is no GFOL. That is just what our guards call themselves when they make attempts at behavior modification, which we call channelings. They are never going to land, and they use alien abductions to experiment on us whenever they want. Implants are used to keep track of their various experiments. But their main objective is just control. They make sure we stay here and serve out our sentences.

(3) The ‘GFOL’ is actually a 'black project' by the cabal controllers to keep us awakened individuals distracted and controlled, to maintain the human matrix that everybody else is snoozing away in. The human matrix is an important food and energy source for the real aliens. . . They just want us to keep reading messages and looking for those fake aliens, and therefore stay distracted and controlled.

(4) The ‘GFOL’ are actually banished spirits. They are no longer allowed in this realm, so all they can do now is find a few receptive individuals and make a lot of noise, via channeled messages, to try and round up support for their potential return. They can’t do anything, and they are not allowed to land or return for any meet & greet. But maybe, if they get everyone excited enough about it, they could come back.

(5) Ashtar is actually Moroni, (You have noticed the resemblance, right?) and these channelings and ascension messages have all been normal parts of basic Mormon life for over 100 years now! Lol. Welcome to the Mormon Church/Ashtar Command! The internet is much more comfortable than a regular church pew, right?

(6) The ‘GFOL’ are real aliens, but they are outcast criminal marauders who only have a few patchwork space ships and no real power. . . These exiled outcasts are trying desperately to leverage a show of their technology with our combined willingness to welcome them, into a political coup that will leave them set up for life here. They aren’t going to ever show themselves, until they are sure that the coast is completely clear and it is safe for them to do so.

(7) After the three stooges died, the other side of the veil put them on a space ship, and sent them back! Now, they orbit the earth channeling messages full of mistakes and promises that they cannot keep. . .They don’t really know how to steer their ship. They almost landed it once on a big city in Arizona! But, they amuse themselves broadcasting pompous messages, and enjoying all the attention that they get.

(8) The GFOL are ghosts of departed human leftists and liberals who even in death cannot rest, because they are still so distraught over our modern civilization’s ‘raping’ of the pristine crust of planet earth. . . They channel messages because they want to see mankind mobilized to ‘restore the earth’ to the wilds of nature, and they favor the destruction of everything and everybody considered to be ‘right-wing’ or modern civilization.

(9) The GFOL are demonic trickster spirits that want only to get readers to give them their permission so those people can be messed with. They are not real aliens. They only pretend to be aliens because so many people want to believe in and contact alien saviors, and it adds to their mystique and credibility. They are only interested in keeping readers lost, so they never reveal much of anything that you might expect from any real aliens that actually had advanced technology. Once they have your permission to mess with you, they do, and they can arrange for you to see and experience things that will help keep you lost for good.

(10) Channelers are just psychotic humans who write things to get attention. They want to say stuff, but they want their words to be taken really seriously, so they wrap their words in the credibility of some god or powerful force that they choose, so as to give their messages a big added punch of credibility. They make up stuff, which is why GFOL channelings from various channelers are so different and seldom agree. . . It’s like a narcotic, to see your messages revered as the very word of gods by all your peers, so it’s impossible to channel just once and be done. . . One thing leads to another, and soon they have their own websites, and advertising, and they get donations, and they become a recognized brand name. You know, all for fame, fortune, and relevance.

(11) Hey, I'm feeling all wild and crazy, so I'll just freelance my own comment!

(C) RLMcCormick

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