Federation of Alien Repetive Talkers.
An important channeled message from:
The Federation of Alien Repetitive Talkers
Archangel Smellsofish,
Ascended Master Saint Gerbil,
Ashtray Command,
Sirius Salooner,
The Lizards of O,
The Returning AnaLoki,
The High Council of Deep Space,
The Devil,
The Galactic Federation of Disco Planets,
Master Hilarious,
My Higher Shelf,
Always Pregnant Mama,
The Talking Crystal Gonad,
The Living Planet Earth,
Every Known Old Egyptian Deity,
And, a small group of hormonal horse-faced aliens,
Have ALL combined to bring you this IMPORTANT message:
We see you struggling, Dear Ones, and going through changes, and transitions. All of this was planned. Don’t worry, keep the faith and be happy. Keep separating yourself from the old worn-out ways of a dying world - like logic and reason. Keep separating yourself from everything you have been taught, and keep listening to us instead! We will guide you into a glorious new existence. You will find much happiness and good fortune. We promise.
We have the secret knowledge that you need. We want to protect you from dark evil powerful men and sinister forces on youor planet that seek to enslave you and keep you from power and happiness. - Put your faith in us, and it will all work out.
We love you, and we care about you so much. We know, and we can feel that you need our affection, so trust us. That is why we are here. We lovingly and faithfully support you. We understand all of your feelings. You don’t have to bel sad and alone. Let us guide you. You know that you need a loving savior. Here we are! Just pick one of us that you resonate with the most, and make a commitment to us, like we have made to you. That’s why we are here. We are powerful, intelligent, and very advanced beings. What could possibly go wrong?
Beloved, together we are FART, and we are here to save you.
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You may copy and paste this powerful message to other spiritual sites if you wish.
SPREAD THE WORD! Lightworkers - if this resonates with you and you have a free will and choose to use it. Thanks. ..
(C) RLMcCormick
