BOO!
Boo!
Scary Bastard here, with another blog.
Have I ruined your day already, so easily?
Well we should call the Spiritual Police, shouldn’t we? Maybe I should be sent off someplace mad, wild and and crazy, to be punished, like Earth. Earth probably has a whole mob of judgemental old nuns who would gleefully reduce me to nothing so they could all take care and groom me like a pet. No doubt, they would all be wanting to scrub me up like I’m a dirty little boy and put a collar on me. Yep. “Don’t shake your ruler at me, woman, I’ll bite your whole hand off!” That’s what I'd tell them! O yes. But you know, it only makes them *sigh* and chase me harder. They’re incorrigible, the whole lot of them! Once they realize it’s a hopeless pursuit, they’ll squat down, and after some heavy wheezing, they’ll start meditating and sending me energy. Yeah, like their divine feminine energy is ever going to fix anything. . . I think it’s like abdominal gas, they know they’ve got to release it somewhere, so, of course, they send it to me. Imagine! Sending tiny little pastel faerie sprites to smile and sing at me. I have a radio! And a flyswatter. Probably, the best thing for uptight people to do is just ignore me. But I guess they can’t. I mean, . . . who can resist clicking on a blog named "Boo!" ? Just a traveling and a living off the land. . . see, even if it was written by me?
Oh, there I go being all poetic again. You know, when I was posting up pretty poems, people asked me to stop it, and write more blogs, so here I is! But that means there is no peace in world for those who seek conformity. . . Tsk tsk tsk. . . But, that’s probably somebody's idea of balance, I suppose. Maybe, it’s because this is all pretty and so stylish, like graffiti, you know? So when people see it they just have to click on it and read it, even if it makes them violently upset. Then they can get that soothing self righteous feeling, and speak all indignant about how "this doesn’t contribute to the lovely atmosphere here," or contribute anything worthwhile, and then go on and admit just how ignorant they are and release it all by saying they just "don’t understand why something like this is allowed."
Lol. There I go, always making people feel all good about themselves. Yep. I should get one of those Peace Prizes, don’t you think? I mean, there is no way a nice blog like this one could possibly make anyone upset. Hell, every sucker that clicks on this and reads it, leaves feeling good about themselves . . .That’s just how I roll!
(C) RLMcCormick
