ASCENSION SYMPTOMS like these.
Every New Ager complains about the symptoms of their ascending into 5D godlings. They have growing pains. It just hurts to stretch the DNA from 3rd Dimension to 5th Dimension all the darn time. . . It makes your ears ring, and your fingers numb, and stuff like that. . . So, I don't want to be the only guy NOT having ascension symptoms, so I shared mine here:
Last night was some wild partying. I had one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, about 15 times. I was good. I felt great. I got so numb, that I felt really really detached, and healed of all of my attachments. Especially most of my clothes. I have no idea where some of them went.
I must have done something astral, too, because I have a bruise on my forearm, and my knuckles are sore. I also have like the most awful taste in my mouth, like I was French-kissing a sea witch all night or something. I probably need to detox.
I think I slept too hard, because I wet myself. I never do that.
I tried to get up, but I felt the force of the universe pushing back at me, telling me to stay in bed. So it must have been important. I didn’t fight it. I’ve finally learned that it’s always best to just go with the energetic flow, and don’t fight it. But then it came to me, that going with the flow was how I met my second wife, so then I had to get up. Anyway, I was tired of being wet, and I was pretty sure something nasty was growing in and taking over my mouth.
But when I stood up, I realized, for the first time, just what life with no absolutes was really like. God, what a spin. I sort of stumbled/spun/fell into the bathroom. I’m not sure which happened first, it was all a cosmic blur of greens, whites and browns. I did manage a glimpse of some alien visitor or shadow person in my mirror. I know it wasn’t me. I still have hair, but not hair like that! My body suddenly lurched forward in one gigantic cramp and I forcefully expelled some demonic liquid energy stuff from my body right into the toilet. Gasping and heaving, I kept purging and flushing. No fun, and the way it smelled, was like I had been carrying around that blockage for, oh I don’t know, at least several lifetimes or more. It was bad, really bad, but I was happy to have any old blockages removed. But man, I mean, how much of this do we really have to go through until the ascension is finally over? It also made me wonder, when exactly did I ever wish for, or create this stupid reality? I mean, it was pretty gross. And loud. And my head started to really throb and hurt like a migraine.
I must have imagined myself as deaf when I created this reality, because everything was so freaking loud. I dropped the cap from the mouthwash, and I swear it was like a cannon went off. I wanted to fall over from the sound, but I knew I wasn’t properly balanced right then, so I just tried to center myself and let it blow over with total acceptance. I was thinking that, heck, people probably pay good money to be this disoriented, but I just couldn’t get very far into any good feelings.
Maybe I should mediate and hum a nice healing OM, but I gave that idea up too. I was afraid I would blow out my own ear drums. Hell, just swishing the mouthwash in my mouth was loud and made me dizzy and unbalanced.
I don’t know why exactly I am feeling so totally out of synch with the whole world right now. Are we having some kind of funky cosmic energy or something? Is anyone else experiencing ascension symptoms like these?
(C) RLMcCormick